tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17292120.post4824817865010058741..comments2023-06-26T08:55:47.392-04:00Comments on pop-o-matic: Amazing StoriesUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17292120.post-11024198074820422692007-05-10T17:13:00.000-04:002007-05-10T17:13:00.000-04:00Or you can yourself and leave a voice mail. Kinda ...Or you can yourself and leave a voice mail. Kinda like dictation.Big Daddyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11167844892882698122noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17292120.post-33795209405586509772007-05-10T15:26:00.000-04:002007-05-10T15:26:00.000-04:00Colleen, what a great idea! I wish I'd thought of ...Colleen, what a great idea! I wish I'd thought of that.Jeffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17673663596947633246noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17292120.post-66148135175453040792007-05-10T15:21:00.000-04:002007-05-10T15:21:00.000-04:00To counter this sort of situation, I take lots of ...To counter this sort of situation, I take lots of notes. Somtimes they're helpful, but sometimes they are indecipherable.Colleenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00014245695974803652noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17292120.post-19224823614121161352007-05-09T16:18:00.000-04:002007-05-09T16:18:00.000-04:00I think Sir Vitamus has a job now writing speeches...I think Sir Vitamus has a job now writing speeches for Hilary Clinton.Jeffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17673663596947633246noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17292120.post-35564118577950108432007-05-09T14:58:00.000-04:002007-05-09T14:58:00.000-04:00Time to bring Sir Vitamus out of retirement again....Time to bring Sir Vitamus out of retirement again.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17292120.post-60101568077598851462007-05-09T14:30:00.000-04:002007-05-09T14:30:00.000-04:00Kelly, thanks for the offer but the stenographer h...Kelly, thanks for the offer but the stenographer has to be a silent observer recording what happens. Since you are the person I'm meeting for most of my happy hours, if you became the stenographer you would silently be watching me drink alone and that's not fun for anyone, except me.Jeffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17673663596947633246noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17292120.post-32143357907410997312007-05-09T14:23:00.000-04:002007-05-09T14:23:00.000-04:00I'll be your stenographer (sip sip)I'll be your stenographer (sip sip)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17292120.post-41954978623608267312007-05-09T11:27:00.000-04:002007-05-09T11:27:00.000-04:00Lioux, that crazy thought lasted for less than a n...Lioux, that crazy thought lasted for less than a nano-second. <BR/><BR/>I can count on one hand the amount of times I go to the theater each year.Jeffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17673663596947633246noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17292120.post-87772833597411027292007-05-09T10:34:00.000-04:002007-05-09T10:34:00.000-04:00First off, Jeff:[bitchslap]"At first I thought giv...First off, Jeff:<BR/><BR/>[bitchslap]<BR/><BR/><I>"At first I thought giving up drinking would be a good idea..."</I><BR/><BR/>Have you gone mad?! This is crazy talk!<BR/><BR/>And, as of two years ago.<BR/><BR/>Seriously.<BR/><BR/>I <I>REFUSE</I> to go to theaters.liouxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14568406833215377687noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17292120.post-59979938932919858822007-05-09T09:59:00.000-04:002007-05-09T09:59:00.000-04:00Adam, that's a great idea. But the monkey would ha...Adam, that's a great idea. But the monkey would have to stay sober and I'd hate to be the person to tell that to the monkey.Jeffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17673663596947633246noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17292120.post-41749767495610892702007-05-09T09:45:00.000-04:002007-05-09T09:45:00.000-04:00Have you thought about hiring a monkey stenographe...Have you thought about hiring a monkey stenographer? That way you could have a transcript of the evening without making any difficult decisions about alcohol consumption.<BR/><BR/>Of course it might just read "BLAAAARRRRRRRHHHHHHGGGGGG" by about 3 am.<BR/><BR/>But on the plus side, the monkey could also double as a butler.Adamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07277129134091995209noreply@blogger.com