AT&T, You Made My Shit List!

I recently came across one of AT&T's new ads touting their cell phone coverage in China.

To which I say, Fuck China! How about getting your crapo service to work in the United States?

Spirit Airlines - Sky Pimp

I received an email from Spirit Airlines, which happens to be the worst airline that I have ever flown on, with the following subject:

"Spirit Airlines - MILF Sale - Fares From $9* Each Way"

Contrary to the subject line, as far as I can tell, the sale doesn't have anything to do with any Mother I'd Like to Fuck. Sounds like a blatant example of false advertising to me.

Tomorrow, Leprachons at the Met

I'm not sure if you can clearly read the type on this subway car advertisement. It reads, "MYTHIC CREATURES, Unicorns, Dragons, and Mermaids. The Museum of Natural History".

Does anyone else think this is an odd exhibit for a museum of Natural History?

Don't Believe The Tripe

Howdy all! I've got another crazy day at work ahead of me so I'm afraid your going to have to talk amongst yourselves for a while. Before I disappear from the emails I wanted to leave you with this nugget.

I was watching live TV last night (I know crazy right? It was an accident and I promise to never watch live TV again) when I saw an AT&T commercial bragging about their awesome coverage. In one scene they show a gaggle of shinny happy people chatting it up on the beach as if there were cell towers hidden in the coconuts. I don't know what beach that was supposed to be but I can tell you for a fact as an AT&T customer it isn't Ocracoke, NC, where I spend my summer vacation. For the past three summers in a row, I have had zero coverage and no bars at all anywhere in Ocracoke from the center of town to the edge of the water.