The Headline Says It All - Part 3

Sometimes the only part of an article worth reading is the headline. Here are a few I came across today. Follow the links for the full stories.

MSNBC: "Jingle-bang! Santa's chopper shot over Rio slum"

AP: "Woman accused of groping mall Santa"

Reuters: "Monkeys and college students equal at mental math?"

CNN: "Naked men shop for Skittles"

Funniest Headline of the Day

Not really a headline but I saw a bumper sticker on a car this morning that read:

"Clinton ruined a dress, Bush ruined a nation"

Funniest Headline of the Day

I read two headlines today that really made me laugh.

The runner up is:
"Ian Thorpe Is Still Not Gay". I guess the author expects that to change some day.

The wining headline is:
"Woman Hospitalized After Eating Single Bite Of Tainted Dog Food". Apparently this woman was trying to get her dog to eat his food so she took a bite not knowing she had a batch of that contaminated pet food. I know, that description doesn't sound as funny as the headline but don't worry, the lady is fine now. The actual story reprinted on The Consumerist is worth a read, check out the woman's syptoms.

The Headline Says it All

Woman Allegedly Lived With Dead Roommate

Click here to read the story that accompanies this headline.

Best Headline of the Day

The Britney train wreck - full speed ahead! Check out the cover of today's AM New York, it's hilarious.