Tuesday, October 30, 2007

Hot Off The Presses!

Normally I wouldn't resort to reporting crass stories like the following but on the day before Halloween, how can anyone resist this headline?

Man in N.J. Charged with Having Sex with a Corpse

From 1010 WINS:
"TEANECK, N.J. (1010 WINS) -- Police in Teaneck arrested a man for allegedly having sex with a corpse.

Anthony Merino, a 24-year-old lab technician, was arrested Sunday after a security guard saw him having sex with a dead 92-year-old woman in the Holy Name Hospital morgue, police said. The suspect works part time at Holy Name Hospital, holds a full time job at Overlook Hospital and another part time position at Bio Reference Labs in New Jersey.

Merino is charged with desecrating human remains in the second degree. His bail has been set at $400,000.

Merino is also expected to undergo a psychological evaluation and is restricted from working in a health care facility."


  1. That is so gross. I mean, if you're going to have sex with a dead person at least have be a hot 24 year old.

  2. So what if it was a zombie you had sex with?

    They're kind of dead.

  3. Shouldn't you post really be titled, "Hot off Dead Grandma?"

  4. I think I dated that guy

  5. Ah, she was asking for it.

  6. Was the guy more turned on over the fact that the woman was 92 years old, or the fact that she was dead....barf and more barf..