Friday, December 07, 2007

Copied From Today's Headlines: N.J. Substitute Teacher Accused of Being Drunk

From 1010wins.com:
"MANALAPAN, N.J. (AP) -- Bail is set at $25,000 for a substitute teacher accused of being drunk in class in Manalapan.

School officials said fourth-grade students at Pine Brook Elementary School knew something was wrong when their substitute fell out of her chair, had trouble getting up and held her coffee mug tightly."

I have to ask the following - Turkey, were you subbing in Manalapan yesterday?

10 comments:

  1. haha, I was thinking the same thing! Sorry Turkey.

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  2. C'mon, who hasn't had a drunk teacher.
    They could teach you a lodda things..if you dam' kids would lissen'.

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  3. My fifth grade teacher had a nervous breakdown and had to be replaced mid-year. He later robbed a bank.

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  4. So funny how you ALWAYS knew which teachers were the drunks. Ours were the PE teachers.

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  5. I have a feeling the nuns at our school were hitting the wine pretty heavy during "mass".

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  6. No need to be sorry jdizzle, I was thinking the same thing too.

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  7. Funny. I went to school in NJ too, and our driver's education teacher was a notorious drunk. Frightening.

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  8. omg that is priceless! how funny...but i guess how else do you get through the day without a little somethin somethin to wash down homeroom...

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  9. Jeff/Turkey/Kitty: What was the teacher's name who worked in the Krazers on the weekends??? I imagine she was drunk quite a bit!

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  10. My teachers just smoked a lot of pot.

    Much like the students.

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