Wednesday, December 12, 2007

Brawndo! It's Got What Plants Crave

In what will undoubtedly play out in some sort of self-fulfilling prophecy of doom, Mike Judge (Idiocracy) has given the licensing rights to a company to produce BRAWNDO, The Thirst Mutilator energy drink!

In addition to all the electrolytes, BRAWNDO is loaded with 200mg of caffeine per can plus Taurine, Inositol, Guarana, Potassium, and Vitamins B6, B12, and C.

Available by the case (24 - 16oz cans) from ThinkGeek for $39.99.


  1. plus, if you drink it for a few months, it's a shortcut to cancer!

  2. Lol,I loved that movie.

    Owww! My Balls!

  3. I don't pay $39.99 for a case of beer. why the hell would I buy this?

  4. Good point jdizzle.

  5. I'd buy anything with 200mg of caffeine in it, but what does it taste like?

  6. it tastes pretty good. Energy Drink Review did a writeup:

  7. Carl's Jr. Dispenser8:09 PM

    Your kids are starving.

    Carl's Jr. believes that no child should go hungry.

    You are an unfit mother.

    Your children will be placed in the custody of Carl's Jr.

    Carl's Jr...'F*ck You, I'm Eating."