Until then, enjoy this lovely photo:
It's our old friend, Couch Potato. Here CP is doing a shot at Turkey & T-Bone's wedding. I think this picture was taken shortly before CP took off all his clothes and streaked across the dance floor. Rumor has it that CP and Cousin Katie hooked up that night. Can anyone confirm that?
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ReplyDeleteCP!!! I saw him 2 weeks ago. Someone had locked him in a trunk (the perps know who they are). He still had his tux on though. Always the professional.
ReplyDeleteI love that he still had his tux on! He's a regular James Bond. I bet you Cousin Crazy locked him in the trunk after hooking up with Cousin Katie
ReplyDeleteand maybe CP was the mysterious farter the morning after the wedding.
ReplyDeleteAfter CP got drunk, crashed all the wedding photos, hit on the bride, and hooked up with the maid of honor, I was sure he would have been kicked out. But alas, you can't hold a grudge against CP.
ReplyDeleteI heard CP has been seen wearing that damn blue sweater. Can someone confirm?
ReplyDeleteI have never had the pleasure of meeting CP. Maybe he should join us at the dinner party?
ReplyDeleteWhat a whore.
ReplyDeleteHe's been in the clink for various crimes and misdemeanors - hence being locked away in the trunk. His bow tie is a little askew in a George Clooney heads to rehab kind of way, and his breath is a bit boozey, but other than that the little rascal is doing time until his next appearance. His parole officer will allow him to make guest appearances at special events upon request (in appropriate attire).
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