Dead or Alive

The gist of this post is so simple and obvious that I would be surprised if someone else isn't already doing it on a blog or other form or media. If someone else is doing it, I've never heard of you and, quite frankly, it's not my fault that you have so little buzz that you've remained unheard of to me.

The rules are simple, I post a picture and ask the question, Dead or Alive? then you answer.

This week is a trick question - Jesus Christ, Dead or Alive?

Closed And Closed!

It's official, Seth and I are now the proud owners of 20% of a house on two acres of land in upstate New York!


This picture is of the back of the house taken from the yard.

The Headline Says It All - Part 3

Sometimes the only part of an article worth reading is the headline. Here are a few I came across today. Follow the links for the full stories.

MSNBC: "Jingle-bang! Santa's chopper shot over Rio slum"

AP: "Woman accused of groping mall Santa"

Reuters: "Monkeys and college students equal at mental math?"

CNN: "Naked men shop for Skittles"

Mean Spirited Monday Holiday Edition

Every Monday morning I post a picture of some random celebrity, or non-celebrity for you to comment on. Remember to have fun and be mean spirited with your comments.

This week, Frank Shirley. Let the Meanness begin!


Talk about a dickhead! What sort of a person does away with Christmas bonuses and doesn't even have the decency to let his employees know about it! He deserves to be kidnapped on Christmas Eve by a large, burley man in a blue leisure suit.

The Headline Says It All Part II

Sometimes the only part of an article worth reading is the headline. Here are a few I came across today. Follow the links for the full stories.

"Ex-Newark Mayor Billed Porn Movies to City"
full story from 1010Wins

"Man accidentally shoots self in buttocks"
full story from AP

"Attackers chop off man's 'magic' leg"
full story from AP

"South Korea clone glowing cats"
video on the BBC

Dead Or Alive?

The gist of this post is so simple and obvious that I would be surprised if someone else isn't already doing it on a blog or other form or media. If someone else is doing it, I've never heard of you and, quite frankly, it's not my fault that you have so little buzz that you've remained unheard of to me.

The rules are simple, I post a picture and ask the question, Dead or Alive? then you answer.

This week - Don Knotts, Dead or Alive?

The Headline Says It All

Sometimes the only part of an article worth reading is the headline. Here are a few I came across today. Follow the links for the full stories.

"Icelandic teenage caller tricks White House" from Reuters, Full story

"Man drinks liter of vodka at airport line" from the AP Full Story

"Pilot recounts eight days lost in bush" from Reuters, Full story

Because I Care About You

I don't know about you but for the past few years, I have done most of my holiday shopping online. I also do most of my non-holiday shopping online but that's none of your business. If you also like to shop the emails then you might be interested in a site I just found out about today, which really would have been useful to know about last month.

The site is called DealNews.com and basically it lists hundreds of incredible deals to be found online. I'm not talking about crap that you would never want but good stuff like Mac's for under $800 and Kensington iPod speakers for $54. I even saw a JVC Digital Camcorder for $200 with free shipping! They also have all sorts of stuff for your home and car and anything else you might be shopping for.

Have you heard of or used this site before? If so, what did you think?

And no, unfortunately I'm not getting paid to post about DealNews.com. However, if DealNews is reading, I'm open to selling out.

Brawndo! It's Got What Plants Crave

In what will undoubtedly play out in some sort of self-fulfilling prophecy of doom, Mike Judge (Idiocracy) has given the licensing rights to a company to produce BRAWNDO, The Thirst Mutilator energy drink!


In addition to all the electrolytes, BRAWNDO is loaded with 200mg of caffeine per can plus Taurine, Inositol, Guarana, Potassium, and Vitamins B6, B12, and C.

Available by the case (24 - 16oz cans) from ThinkGeek for $39.99.

Department Store Holiday Windows - Macy's

Macy's - New York City, Herald Square, 34th street where Broadway crosses 6th Avenue.

Mean Spirited Monday Holiday Edition

Every Monday morning I post a picture of some random celebrity, or non-celebrity for you to comment on. Remember to have fun and be mean spirited with your comments.

This week, The Cratchit Family. Let the Meanness begin!


Poor Bob Cratchit my ass! I imagine in 1840s London, a majority of the population would have killed for an indoor job, where they could sit down. It's not that the Cratchits didn't make enough money to live comfortable, the problem is they couldn't stop having kids. Maybe if they showed a little restraint, or Bob agreed to wear a condom, they could have afforded a nice flat on Easy street rather than a hovel on Skid Row. And who doesn't think that Tiny Tim was faking? I mean come on! Being the youngest of 16 kids he had to do something to get a little attention.

Copied From Today's Headlines: N.J. Substitute Teacher Accused of Being Drunk

From 1010wins.com:

"MANALAPAN, N.J. (AP) -- Bail is set at $25,000 for a substitute teacher accused of being drunk in class in Manalapan.

School officials said fourth-grade students at Pine Brook Elementary School knew something was wrong when their substitute fell out of her chair, had trouble getting up and held her coffee mug tightly."

I have to ask the following - Turkey, were you subbing in Manalapan yesterday?

Dead Or Alive?

The gist of this post is so simple and obvious that I would be surprised if someone else isn't already doing it on a blog or other form or media. If someone else is doing it, I've never heard of you and, quite frankly, it's not my fault that you have so little buzz that you've remained unheard of to me.

The rules are simple, I post a picture and ask the question, Dead or Alive? then you answer.

This week - Dick Van Patten, Dead or Alive?

Hey Look, I've Got A Poll

Check it out! My first poll. Just look to the right and don't forget to answer.

rock-o-matic

Seth is back with another timely musical marvel. Listen to Happy Holiday here.

Super Happy Terrific Products: Star Wars Flash Drive

I don't know about you but I always have a couple of flash drives handy for storing, backing up, or carrying digital data. While extremely practical, I can't say that any of my flash drives are stylish or fun. Which is why I'm so excited about these Series 2 Star Wars Mimobots from Mimoco.

The Star Wars Mimobot Series 2 Designer USB Flash Drives will be available in 1GB, 2GB, & 4GB capacities and come preloaded with bonus removable Star Wars content like soundBytes, applications, icons, avatars, screensavers, and wallpapers. The series 2 collection will include Princess Leia, Luke Skywalker, Han Solo, and Boba Fett with each Mimobot ranging in price from $50 to $110.

You can preorder a series 2 Mimobot here, which should arrive by February of 2008. If you can't wait that long, then check out one of the Series 1 Star Wars Mimobots that are currently available here.

Spirit Airlines - Sky Pimp

I received an email from Spirit Airlines, which happens to be the worst airline that I have ever flown on, with the following subject:

"Spirit Airlines - MILF Sale - Fares From $9* Each Way"

Contrary to the subject line, as far as I can tell, the sale doesn't have anything to do with any Mother I'd Like to Fuck. Sounds like a blatant example of false advertising to me.

Mean Spirited Monday Holiday Edition

Every Monday morning I post a picture of some random celebrity, or non-celebrity for you to comment on. Remember to have fun and be mean spirited with your comments.

This week, the Whos down in Whoville. Let the Meanness begin!

Can you imagine living next door to this band of freaks? They are constantly singing, making all sorts of a ruckus and probably blowing things up in their ovens. No wonder the Grinch did what he did just to get a good night's rest.