Finally!

After nearly three years on Blogger.com and for reasons which are well known to them, I've decided it's time to for a change and I'm taking the act to WordPress!

So please join me now at the New & Improved popOmatic

One More Day

The something big for pop-o-matic that I have been hinting at is almost complete. I've got  sweatshop full of minors working around the clock so that by the time you check in tomorrow (Wednesday) everything will be ready.


Until then, happy birthday NASA!

Mean Spirited Monday

Every Monday morning I post a picture of a person, place or thing for you to comment on. Remember to have fun and be mean spirited with your comments.

This week, Heidi and Spencer. Let the meaness begin!

Man At Work Update

After reading your comments to my earlier post, announcing something big in the works for pop-o-matic I figured I'd better give you a hint or risk disappointing you with the announcement.

Hint: You will never look at pop-o-matic the same way again.

Dead Or Alive? Louie Anderson

The gist of this post is so simple and obvious that I would be surprised if someone else isn't already doing it. However, after several days looking at internet porn an extensive online search, I couldn't find anyone else who cares what you think.


The rules are simple, I post a picture and ask the question, Dead or Alive? then you answer.

This week, funny fat fellow, Louie Anderson. So what do you think, Dead or Alive?

Men At Work

I've got something big in the works for pop-o-matic. Stay tuned for the official announcement coming any day now.

Rest In Peace Estelle Getty

Estelle Getty. Star of television's Golden Girls and Golden Palace (which also starred Don Cheadle as a hotel manager, a role that led to his success in the film Hotel Ruwanda), and hit films like Stop Or My Mother Will Shoot.

You will be missed.

Trying To Get Ahead Or At Least Caught Up

The only negative aspect of taking a nice long vacation is the first day back to work. Today is my second day after eight days of fun in the sun and I'm still trying to get caught up on all the work I blew off I missed.

How do the Europeans take a minimum of six weeks off a year and still manage to get anything done? I'm going to take a week off to think about that.

Back To Reality

So, my vacation video blogging experiment never actually happened. This could be due to one (or all) of the following reasons:

1. I never took the video camera out of the case.
2. It was such an enjoyable get away that I didn't want to be reminded of reality.
3. I was too drunk to get it together.

In any event, I'm back. So what did I miss?

Mean Spirited Monday

Every Monday morning I post a picture of a person, place or thing for you to comment on. Remember to have fun and be mean spirited with your comments.

This week, four lousy birds who get half of the beach to themselves because of the god damned environmentalists. Let the meaness begin!

Dead Or Alive?

The gist of this post is so simple and obvious that I would be surprised if someone else isn't already doing it. However, after a brief scan of my inbox an extensive search, I couldn't find anyone else asking you, "Dead or Alive?

The rules are simple, I post a picture and ask the question, Dead or Alive? then you answer.

This week, beaver buster and everyone's fav mom from the 50's, Barbara Billingsley, AKA June Cleaver. So what do you think? Dead or Alive?

Summer Fun Week

Yes, it's vacation time or as Seth likes to call it, "I like boobies and rainbows". We are hitting the road and you are coming with us. I'm gonna whip out the video camera and do my best to capture all the most memorable moments boiled down into easily watched snippits and frequently posted.

Starting Saturday, I'll be marooned on an island with some of your favorite bloggers, including Monkey Daemon, Kitty, and Seth. Also joining us will be Kelly.

I'll do my best to frequently post but as I plan to be too drunk to even remember what a USB plug is let alone where it goes, don't expect much.

The Clone Wars Are Coming!

We are just a little more than a month away from the premier of Star Wars: The Clone Wars in theaters (August 15). This first-ever animated feature film from Lucasfilm Animation takes place between the second and third prequel movies and will show us more of the battles between the clone army, led by the Jedi, and the Separatists who are under the control of the dark side.  We will see familiar heroes, including Obi Wan and Anakin, favorite villains, such as Count Dooku and General Grievous, all fighting along side of new characters never before seen in the Star Wars films.

And just when you think it's safe to go back to Coruscant, the second wave of Clone Wars will engulf you as Cartoon Network begins airing a whole new set of animated adventures this fall. The TV series will pick up where the animated film leaves off and you can expect more epic battles, awesome action,and plenty of Jedi mind tricks!

You Can't Make This Stuff Up

I have no idea what show was on the TV when I turned it on but I managed to catch this little spippet before changing the channel:

"Heather Locklear got a much needed visit from her boyfriend, Jack Wagner, while she spends time in a an Arizona treatment facility for anxiety and depression."



Hello!? Heather Locklear and Jack Wagner are not only dating, but she is hiding out at Pity Me Pines! That's bad news for all the rest of the nut jobs being treated there because you know Eve Cleary is lurking around in her high school cheerleader uniform just waiting to blow it up.

I think we all know how this relationship is going to end. Heather and Jack will fake their own deaths and pay Thomas Calabro $1 million dollars to keep quiet about it. While the world mourns the deaths of Heather and Jack, the sexy duo will be strolling along a remote beach, hand in hand, listening to Closing Time by Semisonic.

Mean Spirited Monday

Every Monday morning I post a picture of a person, place or thing for you to comment on. Remember to have fun and be mean spirited with your comments. This week, television personality, Tila Tequila. Let the meaness begin!

Dead Or Alive?

The gist of this post is so simple and obvious that I would be surprised if someone else isn't already doing it. However, after a brief scan of my inbox an extensive search, I couldn't find anyone else asking you, "Dead or Alive?"

The rules are simple, I post a picture and ask the question, Dead or Alive? then you answer.

This week, Independence. So what do you think, Dead or Alive?

What Do Me, Molly Ringwald, And Abigail Breslin Have In Common?

... We were all on Live With Regis & Kelly yesterday. Ok, so only Molly Ringwald and Abigail Breslin were actually guests invited to sit down for an interview. My boss, the Toy Guy, was also a guest and he was there with a bucket full of cool outdoor water toys for the summer. If you were watching closely, which I'm sure you were, you saw me standing aloof in the background during one of the shots.

I know the question you are dyeing to ask me is where will I be appearing next. I'm currently working on a real scene stealer in which I jump up and down behind the local Albany "news" reporter on location at the site of a fire. If you aren't lucky enough to live in the Albany, NY area, you can head on over to Hometown Hangover and catch my riveting performance as the unloveable Tramp in Bango. Just click here and prepare to be blown away.