Tuesday, February 06, 2007

Genius At Work #4

Nike has had so much success with their iPod shoes that they've just released the next item in their wearable line, the Hatphones Skullcap. Despite all the fancy marketing jargon, "fully functional Nano click wheel controls through power mesh window", it sounds to me like a cap with a pocket in it. So I've decided to introduce the "i-Brief"

This revolutionary undergarment for men features a double-ply cotton pocket in the front of the brief for storing your iPod. The thin, breathable fabric allows for easy manipulation of the iPod's dick wheel, oops, I mean click wheel while wearing the briefs. *For use with all models.

*Using with larger iPod models may actually enhance social life.

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