Monday, August 27, 2007

The Polls Are Closed

And the votes have been tallied! With 30% of all votes, you have selected Mean Spirited Monday suggested by Big Daddy of bon jour Pee Wee as my new Weekly section. Thank you Big Daddy for the great idea. The pop-o-matic prize wagon should find you at some point when you least expect it with your fabulous prizes.

Here is the gist of Mean Spirited Monday. Every Monday morning I'll post a picture of some random celebrity, or non-celebrity for you to comment on. Remember to have fun and be mean spirited with your comments.

I figured for our first edition of Mean Spirited Monday, we would start off with an easy one - Atlanta Falcons QB Michael Vick!

Let the meanness begin!

15 comments:

  1. I was just telling my cat that I was gonna "Mike Vick her ass" if she didn't stop trying to run outside every time I open the door.

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  2. Good one Kirk, I said the same to Leia Darth Maul.

    Mike Vick is ugly and his momma dresses funny.

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  3. Not bad so far but I think we can get a little meaner.

    Animal cruelty is inexcusable and making a profit off of that cruelty is plain despicable.

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  4. This is hard to do on Monday before lunch. Be mean, that is.

    Maybe we can just wet down Michael Vick and then electrocute him, like he did to those dogs?

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  5. Something tells me he's gonna learn the true meaning of "doggie style" where he's goin.

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  6. I think Vick should be tied up to one of his raping posts and people should be able to buy 5 minutes alone with him and a razor-lined dildo.

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  7. Alright! Now were getting mean! Good stuff.

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  8. I thought you WEREN'T going to post pictures of ass pimples, Jeff!

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  9. I think kitty wins.

    Vick is a dick.

    They should torture him and his buddies like they did to those dogs.

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  10. Right before the razor blade dildoing, I'd like to see him endure a firing squad of animal lovers armed with warm, mushy dog shit. Then put it on as the half-time show at the Superbowl.

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  11. I hope he enjoys Hell. He'll get it in his next life. (as a baby seal)

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  12. Mike Vick should have been a blow job.

    Dag did i say that? Sorry Mom, I'll get the soap again...

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  13. I'd like to lube up michael vick's taint with honey, and tie him naked to a post.

    Then i would like to rescue a pit bull that is in training for a fight (where they usually starve them and/or feed them gunpowder to make them angry, hungry, and mean)

    but i wouldn't use the dog against vick, i'd attempt to rescue it so that it never has to fight again- because two wrongs don't make a right and i think vigilante justice is wrong.

    I can't do anything about the hornets nest in the tree though... that's just karma, bitch.

    -Jew

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  14. I can't think of anything mean after reading Kirk's comment.

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