Thursday, August 02, 2007

Super Happy Terrific Products

Looking for the perfect gift for the wino in your life? Then look no further than this handy dandy mobile wine bar.

Free that bottle of ripple from its brown paper sack when you choose to drink in the park with this super convenient wine accessory. It has everything the Boxcar Willie in your life could ever want including a wine fridge that doubles as a sleeping compartment (when empty), a bucket that could also be used as a wash basin, plenty of bottle and cup holders for when company calls under the bridge and even a cork screw for both opening bottles and guarding the hooch thanks to the convenient shiv apparatus.

this Fall, show how much you love that seedy scallywag in your life with the Mobile Wine Bar.


  1. That looks pretty cool, actually. It'd be perfect if one side could chill wine (for white and rose).

  2. I know what I'm getting for my birthday. Thanks Jeff!

  3. I'm drunk just thinking about it.

  4. Anonymous4:50 PM

    Sooo pretty. Too bad i'd take up half my apt.

  5. Anonymous4:51 PM

    oops, I meant too bad IT WOULD take up half my apt...was that freudian slip?

    I'm not fat, and I don't think I am either!!

  6. That's like the Roles Royce of portable bars.