Tuesday, March 11, 2008

The Dipstick Of The Week Award

I know it's only Tuesday but there is no way anyone is going to pull a bigger boner* than our governor, Eliot Spitzer. Personally, I'm not bothered by the fact that he was visiting a lady of the evening. I always thought he looked a bit sleazy and figured he was probably up to far worse than hookers. What shocks me is how stupid he must be to think that the governor of New York would be able to get away with flying a prostitute from NY to Washington DC for a $4000 "date". It's as if he was taking advice from Britney Spears on this one. Way to go dipstick!

*Bon.er - Noun: silly or stupid mistake


  1. Yes. Yes Jeff.

    Were all familiar with what boners* are.

    *both types.

  2. You should repeat the Mean Spirited Monday from January 21!

    P.S. What's the other type of boner?

  3. i firmly believe it is every politician's right to commission a hooker! no apologies necessary!

  4. I would like to know what the Dipstick Award actually looks like.

  5. jdizzle: I hear it looks like a boner