Monday, July 02, 2007

News Dump

From Monday's Curbed.com comes the following story:

The plague of human defecation spreading across Boerum Hill as of late has the neighborhood awash in crap and up in arms. Comes this morning to the Curbed inbox the first bona fide break in the case—a genuine crapper sighting!

Emails our tipster, "I just spent my morning cleaning poop off of my stoop. For the second time in two weeks I got pooped on. This time I saw her. I live on Dean St between Hoyt and Bond. 6:00am this morning my wife heard..... well peeing.... she woke me up and I went to the door. I live in the garden apartment so I looked up and saw butt—thus I yelled 'HEY MOVE YOUR ASS!!!!' This was the first time in my life that I literally meant it."

I'm sure Kelly whoever this is had a perfectly reasonable excuse.

5 comments:

  1. Kelly1:31 PM

    OMG, have I been crapping in my sleep again??

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  2. Kelly1:35 PM

    Actually, I bet it's Michelle Williams just acting out like all these young celebs do these days

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  3. Kelly, you are probably right.

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  4. We had someone poop on our garage door here at my work. They used paper towels to wipe and left a giant heap-o-crap on the bricks. No one touched it. We let the rain take that one away.

    Kelly, you been to West Chester lately?

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  5. Kelly3:19 PM

    Jess, not that I'm admitting...

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