An Opinion From A Broad

Kelly, our friend from across the pond, contacted me yesterday with her theory on the strange gas smell that permeated the city on Monday. I think it's safe to say that Kelly speaks for most Londoners with regards to this gas issue when she issued the following statement:

You know that Jen just farted on her way to work.

When asked to comment on this allegation, Jen had the following to say:

The carbs I ate in Italy did make me gassy.

Well, it sounds like we are all in agreement then. Jen farted!