TRUE STORY

I'm watching my favorite show of the week, The Real World: Denver, and the complete mess-of-a-drunk chick who slept with Alex on, like week 2, just told Alex that she did not have sex with him "willingly", the "bottle made my decision". If only former President Clinton had used that same excuse. For now on, anytime I do something regretable, I'm just going to claim that the bottle made the decision.

And while I'm discussing the "ladies"of the Real World. the southern girl. who is sharing a room with the drunk girl said she doesn't want to hear Jen (the mess-of-a-drunk) boning some guy. "Boning"! WTF what year is it?