I've learned more from Hollywood than I ever learned in School. For example, Hollywood has taught me that I should never leave New York City. Following is a list of places, which Hollywood has taught me I should never find myself in.
Place - Hollywood's lesson
Brazil - Touristas
Columbia - Romancing The Stone
Texas - Texas Chainsaw Masacre
Tatooine- Star Wars
Geidi Prime - Dune
Camp Crystal Lake - Friday The 13th
India - The Amazing Race
The North Atlantic Ocean - Titanic
Central Africa - Blood Diamond
North Africa - Casablanca
The Appalachian Mountains - The Descent
Raccoon City - Resident Evil
Thermopylae - The 300
Mexico City - I don't need Hollywood to scare me of this place.
Kansas - The Wizard of Oz
Harlem - The Wiz
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Hoth - The Empire Strikes Back.
ReplyDeleteEndor - Return Of The Jedi.
[Stupid Ewoks].
Australia... Wolf Creek
ReplyDeleteMars... Total Recall
West Virginia... Wrong Turn
New England Coast... Jaws
The Twilight Zone... The Twilight Zone
Lioux - But its so pretty on Endor.
ReplyDeleteClinton - I was racking my brain trying to think of where Wrong Turn took place. Thanks!
No problem. I'm a nerd.
ReplyDeleteAlso, for reals, don't come to Texas. We will chainsaw massacre your ass in a heartbeat.
New York- You've Got Mail
ReplyDeleteooops. There goes that thoery Jeffe'.
Clinton - I had a two hour layover in the Dallas airport last summer. That's the first and hopefully last time I'll ever set foot there.
ReplyDeleteJdizzle - I'm pleased to report that I have never seen You've Got Mail so I'm safe in NY by way of ignorance.
Hahahaha Jeff this cracked me up. Great post.
ReplyDeleteSeattle - Sleepless in Seattle.
Cheers,
Irish
See that it is, Jeff. See that it is. Otherwise...
ReplyDeletebbbbbbbbrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!*
*chainsaw noise
Irish - Thanks, glad to crack you up. Also great addition to the list. I used to want to visit Seattle.
ReplyDeleteClinton - You should work for the Texas tourism board.
London - 28 Days Later
ReplyDeleteEastern Europe - Hostel
Eastern Europe - Euro Trip
Russia - Amazing Race
Argentina - Testosterone
The Mall - Dawn Of The Dead
Jigsaw's Lab - Saw 3
Denton, OH - Rocky Horror Picture Show
Any Large Body Of Water - Open Water
Antartica - The X Files Movie
Oh and
ReplyDeleteThe Winchester - Shaun Of The Dead
"The Winchester - Shaun Of The Dead" - I wouldn't mind waiting out a zombie infestation at a good pub.
ReplyDeleteOh I like this game
ReplyDeleteRussia-the Saint
Fargo-um, Fargo
Minneapolis-the Mighty Ducks
Chicago-the Fugitive
Vietnam-Apocolypse Now/Platoon/Deer Hunter/Full Metal Jacket/We Were Soldiers
Middle Earth-Lord of the Rings
England-Harry Potter (duh)
Las Vegas-Indecent Proposal
and yes, these are all movies I have watched in the past week. I kind of need a life.
meg - I would have said
ReplyDeleteChicago - Chicago The Movie, if I had seen Chicago the movie.